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2026-04-29

April 29, 2026

It's the next day and your leaves aren't as soft anymore. They were sagging a tiny bit yesterday but now they look much happier.


2026-04-28

April 28, 2026

You’re a coffee tree. I just got you for 2.99€ and now you live on my office desk in an aluminium pot. I’ll give you an update whenever I water you or something changes. I’ll also tell you how much you’ve grown every now and then. Let me know if you have any questions about yourself!